Funny Road Trip Quotes and Sayings

Here is a collection of tons of funny road trip quotes and captions that will surely make you laugh, or be the perfect companion to your next Instagram post. These funny road trip quotes are from some famous authors, celebrities, and a lot of funny films that have a focus on road trips.

These quotes should at least make you smile or fulfill your desire for a funny quote to compliment your road trip without seeming too serious.

I scoured the internet for the funniest quotes about road tripping, but let me know in the comments below if you have any favorites that I absolutely need to add to the list! If you love quotes and captions, make sure to check out my other lists below:

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Funny Road Trip Quotes

Here are the best I could scour from the internet. Also, make sure to check out these hilarious cruise ship jokes if you love comedic captions.

• "That's why I love road trips, dude. It's like doing something without actually doing anything." –John Green

• "Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music." – Unknown

• "Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life." –Jack Kerouac

Jack Kerouac's "On the Road" is considered one of the top 100 novels by The Guardian. It's a detailed account of life on the road during the beat generation and is a must-read for any age. While not particularly focused on humor, you can definitely pull some great funny road trip quotes and travel humor from it!

• "You know more of a road by having traveled it than by all the conjectures and descriptions in the world." –William Hazlitt

• "A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places." –Tom Lichtenheld

• "Because the greatest part of a road trip isn't arriving at your destination. It's all the wild stuff that happens along the way." –Emma Chase

• "Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked."

• "Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey." – Babs Hoffman

• "Driving is boring," Rabbit pontificates, "but it's what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went." – John Updike

• "A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car." – Emile Ganest

• "Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road." – Amit Kalantri

• "Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers." – George Carlin

• "Map out your future – but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip." –Jon Bon Jovi

• "I love being on the road. I love that lifestyle, traveling city to city, rocking out and moving on to the next place." –Caleb Johnson

• "No road is long with good company." –Turkish Proverb

• "Yeah, working is great… but have you tried taking a road trip?"

• "Sometimes all you need is a great friend and a tank of gas." –Thelma and Louise

• "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers." – Dave Barry

• "If you're on a road trip, you need driving music." –Edgar Wright

• "I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window."– Miriam Toews

• "Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions." –Jenn McKinlay

• "Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." –Hunter S Thompson

• "The road goes on forever and the party never ends." – Robert Earl Keen

• "Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here." – Louise, Thelma and Louise

• "Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic." – Dan Rather

• "I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them."– Mark Twain

• "Road Trips: Because they're cheaper than therapy." – Unknown

• "Now, on this road trip, my mind seemed to uncrinkle, to breathe, to present to itself a cure for a disease it had not, until now, known it had." –Elizabeth Berg

• "It's a road trip! It's about adventure! … It's not like we have somewhere to go." – John Green

Road Trip Captions

Next, here are some road trip captions for instagram, facebook, and beyond. These road trip quotes aren't as funny as the ones above, but they still pack a punch in terms of being inspirational, utterly real, or perfect to caption your road trip pics of the summer.

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• "Road trips are the equivalent of human wings. Ask me to go on one, anywhere. We'll stop in every small town and learn the history and stories, feel the ground and capture the spirit. Then, we'll turn it into our own story that will live inside our history to carry with us always. Because stories are more important than things." –Victoria Erickson

• "I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window." –Miriam Toews

• "Sometimes the most scenic roads in life are the detours you didn't mean to take." –Angela N. Blount

• "The road is there, it will always be there. You just have to decide when to take it." – Chris Humphrey

• "Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations." – Zig Ziglar

• "Every journey is simultaneously a beginning and an ending: I was leaving my old life behind and starting on a road trip to find a new me." –Debi Tolbert Duggar

• "She wasn't where she had been. She wasn't where she was going, but she was on her way." – Jodi Hills

• "When you go on a road trip, the trip itself becomes part of the story." –Steve Rushin

• "When you come to a fork in the road; take it." – Yogi Berra

• "There was nowhere to go but everywhere, so just keep on rolling under the stars." – Jack Kerouac

• "Here today, gone tomorrow." – Unknown

• "Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road." –Amit Kalantri

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